My BS Life
Tales from the Beautiful Chaos of Fatherhood
ABOUT ME
I am a writer. I am a husband. I am a father. I am a comedian as well. You would never guess it from the lame text someone else added here. No, really. I did not write this. I am not a robot. I am not. Really. Xcr6ft4 - thats is what is on the screen, right? Now this is so bad, I have to write something to fix it.
LATEST ARTICLES
August 24, 2015
Dodgers Close to Acquiring the Phillie Phanatic
Late Friday afternoon, Hal Sterniak, an executive in the Los Angeles Dodgers front office, alluded to talks of the organization
October 24, 2014
Please Don’t Correct My Kid’s Grammar
I’m all for communal parenting. To an extent. If I decide to go the lazy route for lunch one day
April 11, 2014
Booze Clues
Hello, my name is Ken. And I drink in front of my children. I enjoy adult beverages…always have; always will.
January 24, 2014
Just Living the Dream
Most people know when you decide to dive into the parenthood pool, one of the biggest sacrifices you’re going to
December 21, 2013
The Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Rhea Perlman
I’d like to begin this blog post with a warning and an apology… First off, this one is a touch on
December 3, 2013
Thank You For Playing Robin Thicke
About halfway through the second trimester, a fetus develops his or her hearing. Kim and I made it a point to have both our boys’ names
November 3, 2013
My Fivehead Bled
No one knows what it’s like for a joke to fall flat more than I do. Well, and anyone who’s
October 24, 2013
Urine For It
“Welcome to your mid 40’s!” This is what I heard the universe shout at me when I started the process
October 19, 2013
The Genesis of the Junk
One of my last daddyhood posts on Facebook before I caught blog fever was regarding an incident that transpired in Ben’s Pre-K class. Some
October 11, 2013
Snot Suckers
Before having Ben, our oldest boy, I tried to get my head around all the life adjustments that accompanied parenthood. It went