My BS Life


I am a writer. I am a husband. I am a father. I am a comedian as well. You would never guess it from the lame text someone else added here. No, really. I did not write this. I am not a robot. I am not. Really. Xcr6ft4 - thats is what is on the screen, right? Now this is so bad, I have to write something to fix it.


August 24, 2015

Dodgers Close to Acquiring the Phillie Phanatic

Late Friday afternoon, Hal Sterniak, an executive in the Los Angeles Dodgers front office, alluded to talks of the organization

October 24, 2014

Please Don’t Correct My Kid’s Grammar

I’m all for communal parenting. To an extent. If I decide to go the lazy route for lunch one day

April 11, 2014

Booze Clues

Hello, my name is Ken.  And I drink in front of my children. I enjoy adult beverages…always have; always will. 

January 24, 2014

Just Living the Dream

Most people know when you decide to dive into the parenthood pool, one of the biggest sacrifices you’re going to

December 21, 2013

The Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Rhea Perlman

I’d like to begin this blog post with a warning and an apology… First off, this one is a touch on

December 3, 2013

Thank You For Playing Robin Thicke

About halfway through the second trimester, a fetus develops his or her hearing.  Kim and I made it a point to have both our boys’ names

November 3, 2013

My Fivehead Bled

No one knows what it’s like for a joke to fall flat more than I do.  Well, and anyone who’s

October 24, 2013

Urine For It

“Welcome to your mid 40’s!” This is what I heard the universe shout at me when I started the process

October 19, 2013

The Genesis of the Junk

One of my last daddyhood posts on Facebook before I caught blog fever was regarding an incident that transpired in Ben’s Pre-K class.  Some

October 11, 2013

Snot Suckers

Before having Ben, our oldest boy, I tried to get my head around all the life adjustments that accompanied parenthood.  It went