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Dodgers Close to Acquiring the Phillie Phanatic

by Dad August 24, 2015
Dodgers Close to Acquiring the Phillie Phanatic
Late Friday afternoon, Hal Sterniak, an executive in the Los Angeles Dodgers front office, alluded to talks of the organization acquiring the beloved Phillie Phanatic from Philadelphia on waivers.  In the unprecedented exchange, the Dodgers would cover the Phanatic’s remaining readmore

Please Don’t Correct My Kid’s Grammar

by Dad October 24, 2014
Please Don’t Correct My Kid’s Grammar
I’m all for communal parenting. To an extent. If I decide to go the lazy route for lunch one day and grab McDonald’s Happy Meals, I wouldn’t want a stranger to pull me aside and lecture me on the nutritional readmore

Booze Clues

by Dad April 11, 2014
Booze Clues
Hello, my name is Ken.  And I drink in front of my children. I enjoy adult beverages…always have; always will.  Whether it’s a casual night out with some friends… …or if I’m sneaking in a couple beers while the wife readmore

Just Living the Dream

by Dad January 24, 2014
Just Living the Dream
Most people know when you decide to dive into the parenthood pool, one of the biggest sacrifices you’re going to make is sleep.  You just have to hint to the fact that you have a new baby at home and readmore

The Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Rhea Perlman

by Dad December 21, 2013
The Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Rhea Perlman
I’d like to begin this blog post with a warning and an apology… First off, this one is a touch on the icky side.  Do not read while eating, preparing to eat or while having sex or considering to have sex because readmore

Thank You For Playing Robin Thicke

by Dad December 3, 2013
Thank You For Playing Robin Thicke
About halfway through the second trimester, a fetus develops his or her hearing.  Kim and I made it a point to have both our boys’ names selected by this deadline.  We never wanted to address her bulging belly as “you” or “buddy” or “dude” or “little guy” or readmore

My Fivehead Bled

by Dad November 3, 2013
No one knows what it’s like for a joke to fall flat more than I do.  Well, and anyone who’s ever attempted stand-up comedy, which sadly, also includes myself.  My lone open-mic adventure happened in the late 80’s and concluded with me injuring readmore

Urine For It

by Dad October 24, 2013
“Welcome to your mid 40’s!” This is what I heard the universe shout at me when I started the process for my very first big boy physical.  I’m not just talking about the “turn your head and cough” nonsense I got readmore

The Genesis of the Junk

by Dad October 19, 2013
One of my last daddyhood posts on Facebook before I caught blog fever was regarding an incident that transpired in Ben’s Pre-K class.  Some of you might remember it… Miss Jenny was preparing the class for some arts and crafts and explained, “Okay, today were going readmore

Snot Suckers

by Dad October 11, 2013
Before having Ben, our oldest boy, I tried to get my head around all the life adjustments that accompanied parenthood.  It went without saying that I was going to get less sleep.  No worries there, just triple the caffeine and snap at readmore